Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits
It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.
im such a fucking jealous asshole i pretend like i dont care but i care so much im gonna explode
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.
Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey
i have searched
for this gifset
for all eternity